Wednesday, November 20, 2019

My piano teacher was a little person....

her name was Patty Boyd.. i took lessons from her starting when i was 6. my fairy godfather, Jim paid for the lessons and a brand new piano from Owen's Music on Main St. in Santa Maria, California. i've honed lil stories about Patty... she gave me hand me down tiny lady's pumps...quality leather navy/black and light tan classic low heeled pumps that fit my 6 year old feet to perfection! my mom taught me to walk heel toe heel toe up & down the hallway. I loved Patty. She was stern and scary and tapped the tops of my hands with her pointer stick/scared the shit out of me when i wasn't counting out loud. I was a terrible student. Never practicing enuf but i Loved the piano and the lesson in her studio where i learned...i learned that i was loved & in return i love music & little people and my fairy godfather & a nice classic pump.

my best brother i ever had


A friend w/weed is a friend indeeeed.

 One time when i was catching the bus at the Pismo Outlets...I sat next to a handsome guy with only one eye and his left arm was missing from the elbow down. He was kind as fuck to me!  My heart remembers him so fondly...I think i fell a little bit in love at 1st site if you will(ha) with his missing eye...or rather the socket ...it was smooth, a lovely healthy skin color & pleasantly magnetically  concave..Mostly people with one eye wear a patch? I dunno...Anywhooo he introduced himself as Will...unironically Somehow... decidedly Unpervy ..just a positve vibe w/cheerful conversation about marijuana after the matter of fact part of the intro re:  his eye/half his arm being gone
It was a fucking car accident.
 When Will found out i didn't have any weed he was soooo generous to produce a nice fat bud out of his small ergonomic backpack w/a dangling metal hydro flask. Free gift from the universe, man!/From the kindness of his goood lookin' heart this Gift. He also gave me the skinny on a shop in Pismo down an alley where i could buy weeed! This was before it was anywhere near being Legal  - so of course way moar Fun. His smile when he advised to say Will had sent me was movie star magic....His one eye was sooo full of nothin' but goodness. Most times at that Pismo Outlets bus transfer, i wonder if i'll ever get to see him again.

Sunday, November 10, 2019

Today is Sunday Funday & i feel like hangin' out w/the crows at meadowpark

we'll see how that goes..it's 11:02am & i think i'll knock out a coupla shitty chores and then make my way to the lovely park ...did a goog on wut healthy things to feed them...decided on some stinkyass expensive catfood i got for my girls. i'll take a lil handful & see if they like it!

Thursday, November 07, 2019

Ladies Who Lunch

so i'm hangin' w/the big dog/queen heiffer/la jefa band mom.. LOVE IT. Every minute.  First of all she's a fount of wisdom and two: she's fun/nice/sweeet and best of all I'm part of that crew now. I'm That bitch! That band mom bitch. Fuck yeahhhhhh

Wednesday, July 24, 2019

we Still Love the bus soooo much



remember good conversations like this with me ?


Hi Monica Lynn

just wanted u to know i'm thinkin' boutcha! ( & i'm thinkin' aboutcha as seriously as warrants also using ur middle name [but not yelling]) i'm thinking what a good person u are

Love,
ur baby sister

Before & After



Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Also: me & happy are soooo on the same page

to have a daughter that is super duper sensitive & feeeeels so much for like everybody and everything is sometimes Difficult (mostly for her) but also sucha beautiful thing that i feel honored beyond belief to have a daughter like the one i got. she amazes me

WHO Did this?!!!