Saturday, August 19, 2006

I Can't Help It


My lip curls in disgust. It's an automatic repulsive reaction. When he addresses the union, I immediately want to throw something at the TV. He doesn't even finish speaking and I am already bashing what he said. I am embarrassed and ashamed that he is the president of my country. Puro Dixie Chix down, aye. He's so fucking smarmy and snide and cocky and assholey. Like one of those cruel smartass bullies from the playground. And that face, that mug of his: pure fermented gorilla ass. Sorry if I am coming off as a bit shy in my opinion of this dumb fucker bitch. What's a girl gotta do to start the impeachmnt process? And don't even get me started about his limp dick of a running mate.

Okay, I'm glad I got that off my chest. Hope everyone's having a great weekend!

11 comments:

Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines said...

You are SO UNBELIEVABLY SEXY when you're mad! If you hung around me all the time, you'd be sexy all the time, because I have this way about me....bringing out the worst in people!

Ah, tis but a dream.

changapeluda said...

Dream on Smeggy, dream on.
:)

Cari said...

Uggh...I feel the same sentiment when I hear him speak. I just always think, what idiotic string of words is going to come out of his mouth this time. So glad there are term limits!

changapeluda said...

Amen!

Cheek said...

I have a similar visceral reaction when he gets that flinty, defensive edge in his voice, trying to stand behind some disgusting decision or another - he is the decider, don'cha know.

EEEEECCCHCHCHHCHCH!!! Is it 2009 yet?

Jennifer said...

"...pure fermented gorilla ass" is one of the best descriptions of (eww) him, I've ever read. Cocky, smirky, ignorant, ego-centric, ethno-centric...oh, wait. This is your blog and your rant, isn't it? I'll just say, I agree. :)

(Found you through Boho!)

changapeluda said...

Hey Cheek,
There something like a possible 800 years I mean days left. I'm going to google me up some DIY impeachment sites....

Hi Jennifer
Rant away! Please, misery loves company.
Trip out on this: yours was the banner I picked out for it's boldness. You know to show Denise what it was I was looking for. Isn't she Sweet? And Good?

changapeluda said...

And Cheek you know what else,
he Ain't My decider....
oh you reminded me even MORE
of what a slug vomit idiot
he is!
i forgot he actually said that

Queer on Paper said...

Funny how W makes people loose it. There is such a rising tide of disgust for this "dumb fucker bitch" and his ilk. Well said!

mathew parkin said...

i would say leave the silly boys to play with there silly boys but he will prob destroy the world while he's at it!
i hate him too, he's awful, but everyone in england hates him. he is really stupid as well......anyway happy thoughts haha
xx xx xx

➵ blakbirdpye ➵ said...

amen sister...amen