Saturday, February 22, 2014

sidewalk art cuz these little boys just wanted to stay inside the WHOLE TIME they were here for a sleepover & not go outside & play. while i was outlining the one i lost the other two to the evil zombie lure of the minecraft!!!! they all have kindles. i call this piece: KINDLE X 3

Thursday, February 20, 2014

PEACE be with you & also with you. Hahahaha. Hey i'm baa-aack


rollin' up on the drive thru at the goddam bank on our bikes cuz we ain't gotta car. we don't give a fuck

Thursday, September 19, 2013



in an eco friendly attempt at loving mother earth i funride....for 30 bux a year i can rent a car for 7.50 an hour. my first hybrid

such a cool arrangement. in slo if the car is not at it's pod: the ceo gives you a RIDE. to the next available car. some peeps fuck up and rent the car for an hour but take longer. it happens. also do NOT go to Santa Maria in The Leaf (a silvery futuristic ride) You gotta plug that fucker in and there are NO places to re-charge it to get back to SLO. hahahaha. remember That G.?? we were taking our sweet ass time going all over the place, visiting bandrew and on the way back the car almost got DEADED


Pussy Riot-Punk Prayer.mp4

for my mom: SQUANDAH BIRD~!!!

ur  littlest grandkid eating a nectarine...awwww mira que cute!!


also: FFFUCCCKKKK!!! FREE PUSSY RIOT!!!

i love these women so much and have made art offerings in honor of them that are placed all over my apartment. i Believe in Pussy Riot! and when i play them on youtube the kid comes rushing in asking if that's them. this is very important to me as a woman to somehow someway even infinitismally teener tiny vibelike effort Do something in support of these women and what they did and how they conducted themselves in that weird as fuck court scene. and how they are still doing HARD prison time away from their kids..fuck. for speaking truth to power. also i have attempted to make a balaklava for ME and our two new cats. one is from the pound and one is from a mexican crazy cat lady in santa maria.
sooo off topic but i don't even care! THIS IS MY BLOG AND I DO WHAT I WANT! (plus obv....both are pussies and i mean that in the greatest of ways. freeeee pussy riot!!!!!)

coupla jewels from my crown (one is off to s. america)


Hey Nana those pants fit him perfect except they need hemmed

 i have it on the last taker inner elastic waist thingamabob. 

sending these out into cyberspace Especially for my mother & sister

3rd Grade Pop-poppers! The Papa Tote Totes..so far he doesn't exactly hate school as much as he has since kindergarten but he sure is glad when it's over. also hes told me about a kid who tried to escape with pure glee in his eyes/voice. the kid tried to climb a fence in the schoolyard and got caught/sent to the principal's office. he's a First grader. he almost got out. 

i know this is CRYPTIC as well as nonsensical  AS FUCK but i just found a note i wrote to myself that reads: Key 2 La Llorona is in your suitcase

(& it made me wanna blog REALLY bad)

Monday, February 11, 2013

“I wonder if Plath would have been saved had she been born in a different time: in a time when psycho-pharmacologists are no more shameful to visit than hairdressers and women write celebrated personal essays about being bad mothers and cutters and are reclaiming the word slut. Would she have been a riot grrrl, embracing an angry feminist aesthetic? Addicted to Xanax? A blogger for Slate?”
— Lena Dunham on Sylvia Plath, who took her own life on this day in 1963 and whose relationship with life and death was quicksand of existence. 
#Sylvia Plath #Lena Dunham


i dunno...i think once ur doomed to be a lovely poet and die young but leave amazing literary shit behind - u just are, no matter what era ur born in

Sunday, February 03, 2013


sometimes i get so lonely that i get all dolled up and then i end up visually making out with my ownself - in my own cyberspace..it's fun and i like it. i'm a good kisser in make believe and in real life! i mostly like my eyebrows in this one..they don't always look so purdy...the older i get the more salvador dali my eyebrows become! 

Sunday, December 16, 2012

WHERE in the heck is Zulia?

Cabimas, to be exact. duhr...2 seconds de google que la fregada..it's Venezuela  Yay!! for random peeps from Venezuela reading my blog. yay for anybody who reads this!!...i may not know WHO you are but i know Where!!

Thursday, December 13, 2012


Chumash Blessings

 

 The 2nd staged version of The Maria Solares Project

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

12-12-12

right at 12 i texted my 21 yr old daughter - then tried to whatsapp my son and it fucken took 30 seconds and i missed my chance ...the satellites are INUNDATED! i just got a reply from her four minutes later and her text was marked 12 noon! Yayyy.


Happy 12-12-12!!!! at 12:12

although really, who gives a rat's ass ....i Do. sorta

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

when my blog pals got my back


The first comment is from Heartful and it's in regards to my return back to blogging after i had been homeless....the last post i wrote started out with how  moving sucked a big green donkey dick and it was drivng me batshit crazy. i was wondering if peeps were still even reading this blog anymore....so Heartful said:

"Of course! I keep coming back here every now and then to see if you're gonna start writing again. Glad you are.
1:38 PM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I know that you are doing your own thing but could you stop putting foul language on or under your heading when someone searches for Lickety Split Cleaning because , my company is also named Lickety Split Cleaning & Property Preservation this type of work is very hard to keep going , especially when and all that stands out is suck donkey dick, Please represent cleaning if that is what you do ,i have not found anything cleaning about your site . if not maybe changing your name or subtracting the foul words . Thank you so Much Tracii
6:17 PM
Blogger changapeluda said...
all that stands out is Donkey Dick??

really?

why you gotta be that way, tracii??

how about, i mind my own fucking business and you mind yours!

bitch
6:37 PM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
wait- tracii is sucking donkey dick??!!
maybe your work is hard to keep going cuz your so damn judgemental-
9:40 PM
Blogger the heartful blogger said...
Ever heard of freedom of speech Tracii? It ain't anybody's fault if all you can see is donkey dick sucking.
6:13 AM
Blogger La Sirena said...
Too bad, Tracii. She can call her blog whatever she wants using whatever words she wants.

Also, I looked up your company and Changapeluda had her blog named "Lickety Split Cleaning Service" before you had your company named "Lickety Split Cleaning & Property Preservation", so if a blog is coming up with a similiar name and that bothers you, maybe you should have done your research ahead of time and not used the name she already had.

Also, I think your customers should be able to figure this one out. Get over yourself.
6:53 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
HELLO HELLO - I have missed you and I am totally amused to see we are having donkey dick wars upon your return. This is just fuckin' fabulous!!! Good Job! Tracii - try suckin on that green thing a little harder - It gets easier with time girlfriend.
10:52 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Tracii makes a good point.
I am thinking about starting a moving company called Batshit Crazy and it's evident that your bloggery will lead my customers to expect me to provide complimentary green donkey dicks along with the other services I offer.

..Then what??

(welcome back!)
7:00 PM
Blogger phryGIAN said...
Hahaha
way to go Lickety Split Cleaning Service! Keepin it RULL clean
: ]
10:44 PM