My very Firstborn, the one & only G.is almost officially flown outta the nest.
SFSU here he comes as August 23 is his
first day of college. Will ya just look at
this fledgeling with his legs in the Push-off
position....and so fucking smart he knows just where and how high he can fly!
The Quintessentially Cool Big Brother will sure as hell be missed in this house.
Good brothers are hard to find.
His love of reading has served him well. Just like the other day when he was breezin thru the interwebs and happened upon the question of SAT's. In particular, were his scores higher than the man in the highest office Mr. Asswipe himself, Dumb Fucker Bitch -President (gag) Bush: Now sometimes I'm amazed at how smart G. really is but it didn't even surprise me when he found out Ole Dead Man Walkin/War Monger's scores were indeed Lower. G. is just smart like that. He is So Ready for higher learning. And I am so stoked that he's stoked that he's finally getting to GO.
I ain't gonna cry neither...
So Long, G. Farewell and may the road rise up to meet you, son! I am one proud mama who endeavors to NOT be a big pussy about this and get all weepy and over-emotional. I'll ask Happy to slap me, like Cher did in Moonstruck : "Snap Out of It!" Only because I love him so much I'm bound to be a big fucking mess....
Bye G.
I Love You. Now Go and....you know.
4 comments:
You are obviously a great mom. He will thrive!
Congratulations and good luck G! And hang in there Changa...
Sending you an extra slap from Texas.
P.S. I shed a little tear for you if that helps any...
You will have such a great time hearing and seeing him grow as a person. College just does something to you.
I'll cry when he leaves... I'm so sappy. I wish him the best at school and you the best in coping with him gone.
He's goin' on to great things, I can feel it...
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