I stuffed them into brown paper lunch bags i had stamped and glittered and glued, one sheet of tissue paper artfully squished down in there, too. Big Josie, my cousin Veronica and Uncle Fuckin' Johnny: They loved them. I got genuine smiles and hugs and kisses. Plus i had the fun of the tie-dying. It was a win win situation. And a surprisingly Merry Christmas for Grincheluda, to boot.