Friday, May 22, 2009

Meanwhile, back in the jungles of Nipomo, Changapeluda wants to Seduce somebody into a mad crusade


I want to seduce them into thinking i am way valuable and wildly intelligent. I want to seduce someone into going to the thrift store with me and spending the first hour on just the books. I want to seduce someone into driving me up north that really likes to travel down south. I want to seduce them into knowing i am the best kisser they have ever had. I want to seduce someone into keeping me around.

Then i want to cook them breakfast (something with honey & butter and lots of yummmm)
and then i want to seduce them some more. I want to seduce someone into thinking my art is magnificent to behold!
I want to seduce someone into carrying heavy things for me. I want to seduce someone into being on my side, no matter what. i want to seduce someone into helping me save my mother's legacy. I want to seduce someone into laying with me in a field of stone when the moon is full. I want to seduce someone into loving me forever~por vida....

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

gaah..all I want is somebody to write me lovely letters (so I can tie them with a ribbon and stash them in a trunk) and do kind, thoughtful things without being prodded (because that kind of takes the joy out of it) and never, never feed me avacado, fresh tomatoes, cauliflower or broccoli.

It doesn't seem too much to ask and compared to your Seduction Wishery, I'm starting to think maybe I'm aiming far too low!

changapeluda said...

oh yeah you gotta set your sights way higher up there...

which reminds me,
i also want to use all this
Seduction Wishery to
erect (mmm hmmm)

a Tipi!

Anonymous said...

Good idea..I want to add a tipi to my Wisheria too--and lots of untainted, quiet time without pestergnats.

Girl of Approval said...

I loved this post. Isn't that something we all want, albeit the details are different...

Hope you find it.